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I'll try to give you a summary that tells you enough for you to decide if you want to click, even if that means said summary is DRY AS TOAST. and I will try to remember word counts.

I promise not to post a WIP and then never finish it. This does not mean that I won't leave stories open ended for the possibility of sequels.

I'll do my best to have characters stay in character unless I need them out of character for a horrendous plot device, in which case, SORRY!

I make no promises that plot devices will not be flimsy.

I will try to stick with Canon.... unless I don't.....

I will play nice in the sandbox.

Only those who can play nice in the sandbox are welcome. If you can't say anything nice, please don't say anything at all.

However, if you have constructive criticism, my brain is open.

E-Readers/Kindles/Etc
If you want a PDF of any of my fics, just send me a PM with your email addy and the name of the fic you would like. Also, I've noticed that my kindle doesn't zoom, so I prefer to pdf my own stuff for kindle on a 6x8 page [to make it more like a e-book]. If you have a page size preference, please let me know. I can also do TXT, but I tend to leave the HTML tags in so you can still see where I italicized something for emphasis. If this isn't your bag, baby, just let me know.

SUPERNATURAL
Slash - Dean/Cas - Includes Preslash. [Slash-if-you-squint is located under GEN]

Dark Shadows - Metaphysical Gravity
My deancasbigbang  . Summary: This is a retelling of the gothic soap opera Dark Shadows.
Vampire Castiel Collins is awakened from his tomb by down-on-his-luck author Chuck Shurley. With Chuck’s help [and blood] Castiel sets out to make a life for himself in Collinsport, restoring his old home and hopefully being reunited with the reincarnation of his former lover, Dean Winchester., NC-17, 81,000 wds.

Discord in Triad
Mostly PWP - Evil!Cas and Evil!Dean have punched through from another universe and need to make Cas fall of his own free will, and fall hard, in order to free Lucifer in their universe. Evil!Dean has taken over Dean’s life. Of course. Don’t you hate when that happens? Slash. Evil!Dean/Evil!Cas. NC-17
Status - I've some stuff jotted down for a second installment but it will be PG-13. Sorry folks.

In the Land of the Emotionally Repressed, Dean Winchester is King
Summary: My first fic. Sniff. Castiel gets his eyes ripped out by a Fury and Dean tries to give him some comfort with a trip to the pet store, reading Harry Potter, pie! and some smexing. R, 11,000 words. NOW AVAILABLE IN PODFIC read by exmanhater 

Of Cracked Ice and Bodice Rippers
Summary: Dean, while hunting a vamp with Sam, gets thrown and lands on thin ice. The ice cracks. Dean falls through, and gets rescued by both Cas and Sam. PG-13, 7200 words

Stardust and Milkshakes
Summary: Castiel finds God, she answers some questions. Dean is not impressed. Implied Slash. PG-13, 4600 words

Before and After
Summary: Cas suffers from mild hypothermia. Dean warms him up and realizes a few things. Sam maybe traumatized for life. Pre-Slash,  PG-13, 4100 words

She Ain't Heavy, She's My Brother
Summary: The angel Metatron, having once been human, decides to give Castiel some support. Finally! A friend for Cas. They go to Antarctica and look at some penguins. Dean worries. 6000 words.

Once Bitten
Summary: written for the deancaskinkmeme . It's PWP that bites. NC-17, 1400 words

Keeping Faith
Summary: The apocalypse is over and everyone survived. Dean and Cas are now a family with a daughter. This fic was to cheer myself up after all the depressing episodes! I gave Dean and Cas the happy ending they deserve. PG-13, ~8000 wds

Strangelove or How Dean Winchester learned to stop worrying and love Cas.
Summary: It took Cas growing a pair of breasts and losing them for Dean to realize he never wanted them in the first place. Cracktasitc. PG-13, ~3600wds

Stagnation Point
Summary: Written for my hc_bingo  card, tag = drowning. Cas has a meeting with the Fae. Dean and Sam have to drown him to get him there. Pre-Slash, 2300 wds.

The Fire of Paris
Summary: Written for dc_everafter , it's The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Dean/Cas style. PG, ~16000 wds

SLASH - Sam/Dean. [Slash-if-you-squint is located under GEN]
Apogee
Summary: Written for the Dean focused meme over at hoodie_time , Dean stops eating. It's a Dean anorexia story. PG-13, about 2800 wds.

Magnetic Poetry
Summary: written for my schmoop_bingo  card, tag = magnetic poetry [duh]. Sam and Dean leave magnetic poetry for one another. they don't talk about it. Includes magnetic poetry shots! 500 wds.

Folie a Deux - an RPS crossover fic
Summary: At Lofty Pines Mental Institution, Jensen and Jared try to work through their delusions of being Dean and Sam Winchester.
-Or-
At Lofty Pines Mental Institution, Dean and Sam Winchester are being manipulated into thinking they’re Jensen and Jared


GEN
Myspn_j2_bigbang  
Cross Creek -
Summary: The Winchesters check in at Cross Creek Hotel to purge its ghostly guests. It is widely known that the hotel is haunted and every year thrill-seeking tourists check in to experience the supernatural, but as far as the Winchesters are concerned, there’s no such thing as a happy haunted hotel.

The hotel is managed by twins Oliver and Farrah, and while Oliver is happy enough to let them stay, Farrah is adamant they should leave. A presence that sleeps during the tourist season wakes in the deep, long dark of winter, and while Farrah’s been keeping it at bay for years, she doesn't know if she can ensure the brothers' safety.

The Winchesters refuse to leave and the twins reluctantly allow them to stay, with warnings that they shouldn't wander off by themselves or enter the maze, but the Winchesters have never been good at following other peoples' orders.

As the boys investigate the haunting and delve into the history of the hotel, they find out that ghosts are the least of their worries.  When Sam gets lost in the maze and the unknown presence takes an interest in him, they realize too late that they're in over their heads.

PG-13, 48,000 wds. Season 2 case!fic

Now in MANDARIN thanks to jorily  . I'm ridiculously happy about it! It's international!

Reverberate
Part of an AU Challenge - Deaf!Dean and Interpreter!Sam. 
Summary: This is like a little snapshot into a world where Dean went deaf at a young age, but he and Sam still fight. I think I would like to turn this into a longer story, especially if I could find a way to have the boys work a case that only gets solved BECAUSE Dean is deaf. 1000 wds PG. The snippet itself is gen, but if I write a longer story, I've not committed to gen or slash yet.

Eat Me, Drink Me
Summary: De-aged!Dean (about four and not speaking) at Christmas with Bobby and Sam. PG-13. 3700 words not including the extra scene [1100 words] added later. 

Small Packages
Summary: written for my cardhc_bingo  , tag deaged(mental). Dean suffers a relapse and is tiny again. Sam just wants to spend some time with small Dean so they head to Disneyland. 5100ish words, PG.

The Dog Days of Castiel
Summary: Written for the comment meme over at Maychorian's LJ, Castiel gets turned into a puppy and likes having his ears scratched. When he turns back, he still likes it. PG-13, Dean-Cas pre-slash/Gen. ~1500wds

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored
Summary: Written for the Dean focused meme over at hoodie_time   , Dean comes down with mono and Sam takes care of him.  ~2500wds, pg.

Dean Winchester - Cow Boy
Summary: Written for the Schmoopfest over at hoodie_time  , Dean suffers from a brain injury and can't speak when he gets too upset. Cue Sam Winchester, giant cow hugging machine extraordinaire. 600 words, PG

Subdermal
Summary: Written for my hc_bingo  card, tag: body dysmorphic Disorder. Dean's back from hell, and he's convinced he came back wrong. 1200ish words, PG-13 for horror.

Inside Out
Summary: for the hoodie_time  comment meme. Prompt = Something with Dean self-harming as a coping mechanism and Sam finding out. But not the classic, after-school-special treatment of it we often get on tv, please. 2000ish words

Untitled
Summary:For the sharp_teeth comment meme. Prompt = John still carries Mary's body around after the fire while traveling with the boys. 300ish words


In progress....
Superhero!Cas - Cas is kind of like Batman and Dean is kind of like Vicky Vale.
Mythos - My spn_gen_bigbang .It's an AU S6. Actually, it goes AU from the last 15ish minutes of S5.

STARGATE: ATLANTIS

SLASH - John/Rodney
If You Trust In Me, I Can Be Anything You Need
Summary: written for the sga_kinkmeme  prompt: Months after he was kidnapped, John escapes and returns to Atlantis, but he's miserable. His captors conditioned him as a sexual submissive and to come on command and only on command. Embarrassed and desperate, craving the satisfaction and headspace of those experiences, he turns to Rodney for help. Title thanks to neros_violin  from a Keisha Cole song

Untitled
Summary: written for the sga_kinkmeme  prompt: John loves to keep his panties on when he is being fucked.

Marrying the Marquis
Summary: written for the undermistletoe  Harlequin Challenge. Rodney McKay swore he'd never marry, not even if it meant he would be able to publish his work. But after being found in a compromising position with the Marquis John Sheppard, Rodney is forced to change his mind. Will true love prevail???? Rated R, 46,000 wrds

In progress
SGA_BigBang - Untitled mpreg fic. I know. Mpreg. It's a kink I didn't even know I had!